May 02
I have been having the most exhausting few days! Welll I’m trying to figure out where to start and forgive me and the random talking but i supposed I’ll go in reverse order get the new ish off my mind now
My Grammy Family
The other day I got my new camera I was supposed to get my blackberry but i have to wait 21 days for my t-mobile accnt to be in order . But moving on! I finally got a new camera i went with Nikon because when I arrived at the store it was rather cheap. Online (walmart.com) it’s 178 but in the store its 158! Now usually the sales online are supposed to be more reasonable but I guess I was at the right place at the right time. And this time I got the extended service plan because knowing me something is bound to go wrong! I already lost the fucker 3 times today but I cant complain the picture is great plus it takes great video I’ll be doing a few videos this weekend after i redo my weave that is. It was raining something serious today

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Talking To The Dead
A few years ago my grandad passed away his name was bobby that was about 2000 ish maybe earlier. A few days ago my little cousin whom Gwanii calls “Ducky” was at the front door just talking to herself as she usually does. She starts to talk a little louder yelling out the door “Are you outside Bobby? You see my bike Bobby? OK Bobby I’m coming outside”. My grandmother gave her the side eye lol like ok wtf. Ducky is 2 and has never seen nor heard about Bobby because you’d think she’d be too young to understand but here she is having a conversation and i mean full blown conversation with thin air. I remember watching a show that says kids don’t have imaginary friends and that when you think they are talking to drop dead fred [ please refer to the video on the left—] they could actually be talking to spirits. & here is the part that had everyone a little freaked out. She goes up to my aunt and tells her “You know Bobby’s dead right?” -enter twilight zone musica-
Apr 20
Today was smooth sort of I’m sick so I’ve been spending most of my time enjoying soprano’s and the scifi channel. This afternoon 2 older women pulled up on our lot. We had a building burn down on the lot so the city said we could claim it. next to that lot is an abandoned house with flowers and things. Tell me why these ladies started to steal my grand mothers plants! all the while thanking Jesus giving up the glory and all that smexy shit. Our neighbor went and told them not to take our shit but they are free to grab whatever they pleased from the abandoned house. These whores started using our wheel barrel to gather the plants! and told us “We left you a shovel!” BITCH THATS OUR SHOVEL! me and Jamie went outside and i politely told her to put our damn wheel barrel back! thieving ass saints how in the hell are u giving God hella praises and sinning in the same beat! My grandma came home and was so upset because they made off with some of her plants anddddddd a few bags of dirt… dirty bitches! They even asked what our address was… I wanted to throw a brick at they asses! nothing else has been up but i want to show off my new graphic i did because i have shit else to talk about until my tax return arrives because then i’ll cop a new camera! but anywho

just click it to see the actual size… I know theres alot of crap in it but they are all reflective of her I’d go into detail but normally i sound like a super fan….. I just seem to catch alot of interviews! I’ll be adding that to my portfolio whenever I get it done I’ve been too busy being sick and lord knows I’m sick always.
Summers on its way & these ho’s doin situps
Yesterday was super beautiful even when it rained it was nice. Me and Deon hit up beachwood mall. We just looked in Dillards and H&M and lord knows some of the ppl in there are insane some girl was hogging the damn fitting room as if they shut down the store especially for her. This fool has like 5 full outfits in the fitting room and leaves the room like the clothes are going to be there when she comes back. The lady working in that area cleared the room out because there was a line for the fitting rooms she came back so devastated because they moved her clothes… DUH BEACH! Then her (yes the same poor child who got her clothes swiped) and her boyfriend were trying on clothes in separate dressing rooms. Why lord was Deon in the fitting room between them. This child almost barged in on him while he was in there. Thank goodness I was there to play the faithful assistant because I had to redirect her before he kicked her ass all up and through those fitting rooms. But I got a chance to peep the mannequins Deon dressed in H&M (super fresh what else did you expect).
Apr 05
On April first my gram turned 60 something… I think she’s 62 We did nothing because next weekend we’re going on this shopping trip so we’re saving our dividends until then. Today at work was mighty smooth no complaints at all only that me and techdamnology don’t get along. We have so many new office appliances that it isn’t even funny. We got a new postage machine and what that does is put the postage on our mail it weighs it and then figures out what the postage is and prints it on the envelope and seals it. Why couldn’t i get the envelopes to align in that damn machine properly? lol My boss kept coming back to show me how to use the damn machine I was scared that I’d break it because I’m so damn accident prone! They also got a new copier but those things tend to be as easy as they look…. hopefully.
Blasts From The Past
Wtf @ people popping in and out of your life. I remember gwanii saying “Thats the devil” well she ain’t never lied This guy Ron…. isn’t catching on. Now usually I wouldn’t put folks on blast but its late Sure its only 1 am but I’ve been working my ass off I’m tired and it feels far later than what it actually is! Anyway I can honestly say I was never really feeling him never told him I was I don’t do e-relationsips. Not that I’m against them or anything brutally negative but I just attract mad weirdo’s online. I dunno why. We started off good as friends and thats all i was expecting. But then it just flipped he thought we we’re an item ha! no… (He just IM’ed me lmao) lord anyway umm simply saying “I DON’T LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY” didn’t work. I removed him from my friends list and its not clicking at all for him, He sends me msgs on myspace the whole 9 he stopped trying to contact me for a few months now all of a sudden out of nowhere i get a myspace msg…. talking about he’s gonna call me… ugh My fam screens my calls so I only get calls from Deon and probably Gwanii! I’m not worried or anything JUST ANNOYED BEHBEH! I think the problem was he assumed we were more than buddies because we exchanged porn sites…. EVERYONE KNOWS I like porn exchange links with my friends all the time…. for shame
I honestly have zilch else to talk about I need to go my arse to bed! RIGHT after i get a coool refreshing drink of Aqua!
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Solange - God Given Name
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Mar 31
Today I went to rite aid got all i was planning to get which was some baby oil and some dog food. They went up on the dog food so it isn’t 59 cent a can anymore its 129 i aim to buy my food by the case via pets mart next time. I get home to discover that the seal on my baby oil was broken. Which really just ruined my night. I paid 4 dollars for it.. i plan on using it anyway just saying a long long prayer over it.
Someone I know sent out a mass IM about being on a man hunt for a beautiful girl who gave oral, He got in depth about what he was looking for and his expectations. He followed it up by saying that only beautiful women do it and if you don’t… you don’t fit in the category. How Tacky! While I do love him like an annoying cousin I don’t understand who he thought would respond to that! Then you sit back and wonnnder why you get in situations with women who aren’t worth anything. Don’t get me wrong I’m not a tight arse but that just blew me. & I understand that it was a joke but when is it unacceptable to say something like that In a way I felt he was out of line I instantly said to myself “Are we serious this evening!?” Am I bugging or must someone get their maturity up?
I neeed to get busy updating other sites but It feels so great to have my blog back I’ve been staring at it and what not lol oh i never designed my twitter page before soooo here it is.

patter courtesy of Kidrobot I used the toy weapon’s pattern for my current layout.
Gwanii had me jamming this evening minus the Michelly Williams song that is! Oh and The wordpress upgrade is kinda snazzy I like it its more user friendly IMO. I must be honest I got use to knowing where everything was but when we think of the “newbies” its more helpful, but its monday… FOL is to come on shortly and I have to walk my dog… More later?
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M.I.A - What I Got
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